Cod Is Watching

So be good, or at least avoid excessive fishing.

Price is Wrong

A handy phrase whenever you kick Bob Barker's ass. Just make sure you can keep him down.

Raptor Jesus

It turns out the Bible is way off on the whole time scale thing. And yes, Jesus was, in fact, a carnivorous dinosaur. And he and his entire dinosaur race went extinct, so that we might live.

Big Brother is Watching

Nobody has ever seen Big Brother. His function is to act as a focusing point for love, fear, and reverence; emotions which are more easily felt towards an individual than towards an organization. We may be reasonably sure that he will never die, and there is already considerable uncertainty as to when he was born.